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timing is everything

Views(364) Created(7-22-06) Category ( Other )

a mans wife was dying so he took her to the hospital and she died in three days

when she got to heaven St. Peter met her at the golden gates

WOMAN"why are the gates closed"

PETER"you must spell a word to get into heaven"

WOMAN"i have never heard of such thing what is the word"

PETER"LOVE

The woman spells the word and gets in to heaven. A couple of days later her husband dies and when he gets to heaven is greeted by his wife. They see each our and give each other a hug and they catch up with their lives. Then the husband asks.

HUSBAND"Why are the gates closed"

WIFE"you have to spell a word to get into heaven"

HUSBAND"ive never heard of such thing what is the word"

WIFE"ECCLISIATIES"

From this we learn timing is everything

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