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Things Rednecks Will Never Say

Views(20494) Created(7-20-06) Category ( Redneck )

Things Rednecks Will Never Say

  • I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
  • Duct tape won't fix that.
  • Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
  • Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
  • We don't keep firearms in this house.
  • Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
  • You can't feed that to the dog.
  • I thought Graceland was tacky.
  • No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
  • Wrestling's fake.
  • Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
  • We're vegetarians.
  • Do you think my gut is too big?
  • I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
  • Honey, we don't need another dog.
  • Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
  • Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
  • Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
  • Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
  • I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
  • Checkmate.
  • She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
  • Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
  • Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
  • I don't have a favorite college team.
  • Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
  • You ALL.
  • Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
  • Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.


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On May 24th 2008 HannieJo Said :
HannieJo what's not insulting is kinda funny
On May 14th 2008 AnimaniacAsh Said :
AnimaniacAsh LOL, it's true! -Ash
On May 12th 2008 babybones420 Said :
babybones420 ive nevr said none uf that shit
On April 22nd 2008 BiPolarKid Said :
BiPolarKid You ALL-hah that was funny...
On April 2nd 2008 bobjaksalot Said :
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its true i have never said any of these
On March 17th 2008 rednekgal2010 Said :
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true true on that...i knw bunches of ppl like this
On March 17th 2008 rednekgal2010 Said :
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true true on that...i knw bunches of ppl like this
On March 17th 2008 rednekgal2010 Said :
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true true on that...i knw bunches of ppl like this
On March 17th 2008 rednekgal2010 Said :
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true true on that...i knw bunches of ppl like this
On March 15th 2008 paco011781 Said :
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true
On March 4th 2008 stg88 Said :
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lol lol ha ha ha
On February 23rd 2008 TheLittleHoof Said :
TheLittleHoof That was one of the funniest lists ive ever heard, and the sad part is, i have never heard a southerner say You All, i havent even though.
On February 17th 2008 mandaluvsricky Said :
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this is good...and its soo true... (:(:(:
On February 17th 2008 livesinshadow Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On February 15th 2008 jordy1393 Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES