Signs That Mean You're Getting Old

 
10 - You clean your teeth in the dishwasher.
9 - You can't find your glasses when they're on your face.
8 - You forget to take your hearing aid out before applying Q-tip.
7 - Your back goes out more than you do.
6 - You no longer have a stack of books waiting to be read.
5 - You notice a lot more people calling you sir or ma'am these days, and they seem old.
4 - You've fallen and can't get up.
3 - You're driving along and suddenly can't remember where you're going.
2 - Those issues of Reader's Digest just can't come fast enough.