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Never hear a man say

Views(778) Created(7-19-06) Category ( Blonde )


Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say:

  1. Here honey, you use the remote.

  2. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

  3. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

  4. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

  5. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?

  6. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?

  7. Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.

  8. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.

  9. We never talk anymore


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On January 18th 2008 putsy Said :
putsy wait a girls tits can be to big, if shes fat
On January 18th 2008 putsy Said :
putsy hey there are guys that would do this, there called gay
On July 12th 2007 VJordanL Said :
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my bf has done all of this
On May 14th 2007 privonne Said :
privonne my bf has done #1
On May 5th 2007 maymays1994 Said :
maymays1994 WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On April 21st 2007 HocusPocus427 Said :
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You know, there is a way to change the category you choose to put the joke in.
On January 7th 2007 blondesargent Said :
blondesargent well im glad i dont wanna hear my bf say thos things to me...id have to do more with him! jk jk i just dont wanna find out hes a fag...and dateing me...
On November 27th 2006 leash23 Said :
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true true and of course true
On August 5th 2006 SavedEternal Said :
SavedEternal Dang..that's so so true. haha.
On July 24th 2006 whatwhatitsmelyssa Said :
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that is sooo true!
On July 23rd 2006 Morgangster Said :
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Maybe if your a Fag would a guy say that :]