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Views(744) Created(7-18-06) Category ( Blonde )

how sex starts
Body: A smile leads to a laugh


...a laugh leads to a high 5


...a high 5 leads to a hug


...a hug leads to a kiss


...a kiss leads 2 makeout


...a makeout leads 2 finger


...a finger leads to a hand


...a hand leads to a lick


...a lick leads to a suck



...a suck leads 2 a fuck.


So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math.


...u add the bed


...subtract the clothes


...divide the legs


...leave your solution


...and pray you dont multiply!




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On January 6th 2007 jodikirby Said :
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wow. i guess im good at math then! :DDDDDD
On December 18th 2006 steffofopera Said :
steffofopera funny n smart !
On December 11th 2006 mackre321 Said :
mackre321 i heard that before boo LOL
On December 11th 2006 KyCountryGurl8 Said :
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i really like this one. Best one so far.
On December 6th 2006 qtpie11205 Said :
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this is soo funny
On September 14th 2006 masterprtzl Said :
masterprtzl this is a myspace bulletin...
On August 19th 2006 seahawk198 Said :
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awsome.
On August 12th 2006 jlgsmiles Said :
jlgsmiles hey! that's pretty funny & i've never heard the sex is like math joke!...surprisingly!
On August 4th 2006 pug125 Said :
pug125 it was true thats all i can say
On July 26th 2006 bitchany Said :
bitchany this is funny....but true..i guess
On July 23rd 2006 tinkerbell16 Said :
tinkerbell16 to me I think it's good or I should say alright lol.
On July 23rd 2006 KrunKris09 Said :
KrunKris09 Did you get these off your myspace.... i have some of these from bulletins... Just Curious.