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I'm white, so I must not be able to say, nigger, spic, beaner, wetback..but I am called cracker or redneck.

I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic.

I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.

I'm black, so I must be on welfare.

I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.

I'm Asian, so I must love math.

I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.

I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.

I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.

I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.

I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.

I'm old, so I probably cant drive.

i'm quiet so i must be a bitch.

I'm overweight, so I most likely have a problem with self control.

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.

I'm
democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.

I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.

I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.

I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.

I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.

I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.

I cry, so I must be suicidal.

I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.

I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.

I dont live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.

I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.

I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister.

I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.

I drink so something must be wrong.

I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.

I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.

I'm
young, so I must be naive.

I'm rich, so I must be a snob, conceided.

I wear black, so I must be gothic.

I am in Theater so i must be gay or a lesbian.

I'm blonde so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter cause im just a stupid ditz.

I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal your money kind of girlfriend.

I'm a teenage mother, so I'm a whore


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On August 26th 2007 kaitling1 Said :
kaitling1 People,, its against stereotyping. Grow the fuck up. Btw,, AngelofWorry,, you do like math. Get over it. :]
On August 13th 2007 bootzybabie Said :
bootzybabie its against sterotyping... y is every1 making such a big deal? alot of those r used against me (i am white, religious, a girl, from the south, quite, and so on...) lol...
On February 27th 2007 BexiPirate Said :
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I love this. It proves how stupid stereotyping is.
On February 9th 2007 frankiexx Said :
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guys it's not serious. it's against stereotypes, like casey0827 said. ive gotten it in a chain letter && it clarifies that.
On February 8th 2007 casey0827 Said :
casey0827 omigodh people are taking this the wrong way the guy who wrote this was talking against stereotypes not for them. they are saying we need to not take ourselves too seriously and stop using these stereotypes so shutup all you whiny people hes not saying you are any of these things everybody is an individual not defined by race so shutup
On February 5th 2007 AngelofWorry Said :
AngelofWorry Wow....you must be really that big of an idiot, I'm asian, and I don't love math, so it's best you shuttup. Only about 6 may be true, cuz I got so pissed off at the hurtful things you've said ass. Think about what you post before you actually hurt someone's feeling. You fugly white boy, go to hell.( not being racist but this guy's a HUGE ASS)Your a disgrace.
On January 19th 2007 lovintheblue Said :
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u ppl need to relax its called stereotypes and u all think it u see some1 and automatically think this or that relax and stop freaking out
On January 1st 2007 princess153 Said :
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sorry u were right u r white so u cant say or WRITE nigger and u r very disrespectful so u better check ur self BEFORE I DO IT 4 U K
On December 27th 2006 ellie101217 Said :
ellie101217 oh yea my mom is single...she is s0o0o0 not a slut & my friend was a teenage mom and so0o0o0o not a whore!!!
On December 27th 2006 ellie101217 Said :
ellie101217 omg its not a joke but people really believe in aLL this crap... im hispanic,black,young,wear black,democratic, & quiet but none of the sh*t thats there!
On December 12th 2006 carebear2822 Said :
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This is what everyone thinks of, tells jokes about, some people just dont want to admit it. Well go ahead and be politically correct. If you cant laugh at yourself or others your scared. And you talk behind others backs. At least this person is honest and says it to everyones face. There could have been a punch line though!
On December 11th 2006 KyCountryGurl8 Said :
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good one. I like it alot
On December 2nd 2006 hitstick0951 Said :
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hmm, yeah NOT COOL! AT ALL
On November 27th 2006 Tyler9091 Said :
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hey i like it you cant be something with out people thinking more about you. i liked this one
On November 13th 2006 aleisha101 Said :
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you are an idoit .. get a life I wasnt laughing when reading this ..... It is called JOKE like haha funny !!!