JOE!
this bogan (white trash) women walks into centerlink (welfare collection) one day, and demands she receives more money from the government due to the sheer number of children she has
the clerk looks at her in disbelief and asks
"how many?"
she proudly states "10!"
the clerk again doesnt believe her, and he asks "boys or girls?"
"5 boys 5 girls!" again she states proudly
the clerk still doesnt believe her,
and he asks "what are their names?"
she smiles and says "joe"
"and the rest?"
"joe"
he looks at her confused.. "all their names are joe?"
"why yes they are"
"even the girls"
"of course!"
"why names ALL of your children JOE?!" the clerk asks
"well whenever i want them all to come home,
al li have to do is call out JOE!" she answers.
the clerk smiles and askes "and if you only want one of them?
the woman laughs and says "well then i'll call them by their last names silly!"
*for those who dont understand, children most commonly have their fathers last name.
she is white trash, and therefore its obvious that all her kiddies have a different dad
Please Login to post comments| On July 14th 2009 supertaurusgal Said: |
| lol |
| On July 11th 2009 PROBETRO Said: |
| funny i understood |
| On July 5th 2009 ssouthernrebel Said: |
| well unless she is married at that point the kid has to have the last name of her husband |
| On July 5th 2009 teamedward4 Said: |
| LOL |
| On July 5th 2009 shaytastic09 Said: |
| wow... thats wrong... its not just white trash that does that |
| On July 5th 2009 HotEmoNerd Said: |
| wow... |
| On July 5th 2009 JadeviarCullen Said: |
| rofl |
| On July 5th 2009 sakat38 Said: |
| i heard one similar about a blonde who named ech child with a diffrent last name |
| On July 5th 2009 Bellaboo09 Said: |
| Good one |
