hole-in-one

so two brothers went to germany one year, to play in a small golf tournament.

the night before the competition the older brother says to his younger sibling  

"come on lets get ourselves some drinks and nice german arse!"

but his younger brother didnt want to, as he wanted to be prepared for the contest...
So the younger brother went back to the hotel room to sleep while his older brother went to drink and pick up chicks.

While he's out, he meets this drop dead sexy german girl, whom he takes back to his hotel room.
Once they find some privacy, immediately they start fucking - and the whole time the german girl is screaming

"falsche Loch! falsche Loch!"

he could only assume this ment something along the lines of 'you're great, awesome,the best!'

the next day at the golf tournament,
(he was obviously very hung over)
he made a miracle shot, a hole-in-one!
and straight away he crowd starts yelling
"falsche Loch! falsche Loch!"

he turns to his younger brother with a smile,
"the crowd just loves me"

and his younger brother just smiles right back
"wrong hole"