Smart Men Can't Ride Airplanes

Five men were on a plane; the piolet, a lawyer, a priest, a doctor, and a boy. The piolet suddenly runs in from the front and screams, "We're going down! There are only four parachutes; I'm jumping, you figure out who gets the rest!!" He grabbed the first parachute and jumped. The doctor got up. "I've saved many lives during my time; I think I deserve to keep mine." And so he grabbed a parachute and jumped. Two parachutes were left. The lawyer then got up and lectured "I am the smartest man in the world! In my day I have solved many cases and set many things straight. I'm jumping." He grabbed a bag and jumped. The priest then took hold of the boy's shoulders and spoke gently, "My boy, you have a long life ahead of you and I know I am going to Heaven. You take the last parachute." The boy just smiled and said, "No, that's ok. You can take this one; I'll take that one over there. The smartest man in the world just jumped off the plane with my bookbag!!"