GOD's clocks

there was a man who died of cancer

he went to heaven and found his father and father said"let me show you something"

he led his son down a hallway to a massive wall of clocks as high and far as the eye could see. His father left him to wonder

the man pondered a while until he realized there was a man sitting behind a desk

the desk man saw that the guy was cunfused about the clocks and explained,"they are lie detectors, the clocks tell how many lies the named has told living or dead. for every lie the person has told one 'seconn' passes

the guy was curious and asked the d-man if he could see his own and the clock read 12:05 so he had gave up on counting his own lies

next he asked to see hilarie clintons clock but the d-man replied "oh,...hers is above gods head along with obamas...they are spinning so fast they act as celing fans"