i knew she was dumb...

knew a girl that was so
stupid that.......
 She called me to get my phone
 number.
 she spent 20 minutes looking at the
 orange juice box because it said
 "concentrate."
 she put lipstick on her forehead
 because she wanted to make up her
mind.
 she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical
 order.
 she
sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
 she tried to drown a fish .
 she thought a quarterback was a
 refund.
 she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death .
 she tripped over a cordless phone.
 she took a ruler to bed to see how long
 she slept.
 she asked for a price check at the
 Dollar Store.
 she studied for a blood test.
 she thought Meow Mix was a CD for
cats.
 when she heard that 90% of all crimes
 occur around the home,
 she moved.
 when she missed the 44 bus, she took
 the 22 bus twice
 instead.
 when she took you to the airport and
 saw a sign that said
 "Airport Left" she turned around and
 went home.

And  you  were  right  she  is   a  blonde!