Ice Cream Parlor

A women walks into an ice cream shoppe and asks for a fugde sunday
The man says "I'm sorry we don't have any choclate" So then the women asks for choclate ice cream and again the man explains there is no choclate. The women goes through all the sizes and finally the man says "Please spell VAN as in vanilla"

The woman replies "V-A-N"

"Please spell STRAW as in strawberry"

"S-T-R-A-W"

"Now please spell FUCK as in fudge"

"There's no fuck in fudge" the woman screams

With a smile the man replies" that's what I"m trying to tell you"