Spaghetti

There once was a reputable man who was having an affair with an Italian woman.  One night during one of there rondevous she was obligated to tell him she was pregnant.  The man was calm and told her if she'ld go to Italy to have the child he would provide child support until the child was 18.  She agreed and asked how would she tell him when the baby was born.  He said "When the child is born send me a postcard with spaghetti written on it."

One day 9 months later the husband came home to a very confused wife. "Honey" she said, "you got a very peculiar postcard in the mail today."  He took the post card and said he would explain it.

When he got done reading he turned white and fainted.  The wife picked up the postcard.  Written in big bold letters were the following.

SPAGHETTIN SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI!  TWO WITH MEATBALLS ONE WITHOUT!  REQUEST BREAD!