Funny Stuiped PickUpLines

You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You look just like my mother.

You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty

You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So what's one more??

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get

Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

When God made you, he was showing off.

What would you do if I kissed you right now?

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you

Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart

Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at you up and down) "No thank you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in those pants!"

Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]

Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).

Author Note: i no way more but didnt feel like writing So tell vote:D and tell me which one you might use:D