Doing it in the Dark

Doing It In The Dark Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they always have sex in the dark. Hoping to rid him of his inhibitions, during a passionate evening she flipped on her reading lamp and was shocked to find a cucumber in his hand. "Is this what you have been using on me for the past 8 years?" she exclaimed. "Honey, let me explain…." he pleaded. "You sneaky swine!" she screamed. "You impotent Son of a Bitch!" "Speaking of sneaky!" he interjected, "Perhaps you'd care to explain our two children!!"