why men can pee standing up

god was just about done creating humans

but he had two parts left over

he couldnt decide how to split them between adam and eve

so he thought he should ask them. he told them one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee standing up "its a very handy thing" god said "and i was wondering if one of yall wanted it"

well, adam jumped up and down and begged "oh please give that to me!! id love to be able to do that!! it seems something a man should have!! please pleeease give it to me!" on and on he went like an excited little boy.

Eve just smiled and told god that if adam really wanted it he could have it. so god gave adam the thing that would allow him to pee standing up.

Adam was so excited he just started wizzing all over the place- first the rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away- laughing with delight all the while.

god and eve just watched him with amusement and then gos said to eve " well i guess your kinda stuck with the other thing"

"whats it called" asked eve

"brains" said god