Funny Religious Golf Joke

One day these three golfers, were obviously golfing. The first guy hits his ball, lands in the water. Second guy goes and hits his ball in the sand. Third guy goes and hits it aways into a thick section of trees. 

The first guy turns out to be moses, so he parted the water, hit his shot and landed a yard from the cup.

The second guy was Jesus, and since he spent forty days in the desert, he was good from the sand. He hits his ball, and lands a mere foot from the hole.

Third guy hits his shot, ricochets off a tree, bounces up off a rock, into a birds mouth, fall out of the birds mouth, and into the hole.

Moses then leans over and says quietly to his buddy, "Jesus, I hate playing with your father."