Lawyer Joke

After a long, grueling day at work, Bob shows up for happy hour. 

After several drinks, he stands up and says quite loudly, "All lawyers are assholes!"

A guy at the other end of the bar, who has also been drinking for some time now replies, "I resent that"

Bob, with an annoyed look coming to his face asks, "Why, are you a lawyer?!"

The other guy answers "No, I'm an Asshole!"