a greedy drunk

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. He walks up to him and says "You look terrible. What's the problem?

"My mother died in June, and left me $10,000." said the friend. "Gee, that's tough," he replied. 

"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000." The man looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

The friend continues, "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months??? How sad!!!

 Then this month,..." continued, the friend, "Nothing! Not a single dime!"