little boy and priest

there was a little boy sitting on the corner playing with a jar of terpintine.

a priest walked up to him and asked him " son what are u playing with"

the little boy replied back " father this is the most powerful liquid on earth"

the priest said" sorry son but your wrong. The  most powerful liquid on earth is holy water. if you put holy water on a pregnat womens stomach she will pass a baby"

the little boy looked up at the priest and said" shit father if you put some of this terpintine on a cats ass it will pass a motorcycle"