The Truth About Fat Guys

Why is it that it seems that all skinny guys think that fat guys know each other? Wel, we don't!

Let me get at what I'm talking about.

I had this guy come up to me and ask me if I knew a guy that [he raises hand to show height] was about as tall as me, and [moves arms to show wideness] is kinda your size.

He seemed like a nice guy, so I wasn't mean. I gotta tell you though; fat guys do not know each other. Trust me, if we did, they would make places bigger just to accomedate all our friends if they were all fat.

I have also had people come up to me and tell me that there is this other guy that looks just like me. Facial features, height, weight, size. I'm the only one that looks like me!

I've had people point out who they think looks like me and they were way off. The person they pointed to agreed with me. haha.

So, why? Why do you think we know each other? Do you ever see 2 fat guys that look the same walk around and be friends? heck no! Do ya'll think that there is some special clan of fat guys that get together just to have fun and be friends? Well, there isn't. There is no FGA [fat guys annonmys]. 

Also, everybody thinks that it's skinny guys that hate fat guys, well, you're wrong. It's fat guys that hate the fat guys. We complain and make fun of all the fat people we see. No matter what! We have the right to, though. We know exactly what they're going through. So, ha!  

I am done rambling for now. So, bye!