little Mary

Once there was a girl named mary. she went to a catholic school but one day she was very sleeply when she went to class. She silently nodded off and then the teacher came to her for a question. "Mary who is our lord and savior?" She didn't stir but luckly her freind poked her with his pencil really hard and she sat up and screamed "JESUS CHRIST!!!" as she glared at her freind. the teacher walks away after saying very good. once again poor mary nodded off and the teacher came back to her "Who created the heavens and the earth?" once again her freind poked her hard with his pencil. " LORD ALMIGHTY!!" "very Good" the teacher said and walked away. Mary once again nodded off and here comes the teacher with another question"What did Eve say to Adam after the 35th child?" Once again her freind poked her in the back hard. she woke up and turned around and said "You poke me with that thing one more time I'll brake it in half!!" the teacher fainted