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Superman

Views(426) Created(1-8-07) Category ( Bar )

Two men are sitting at a bar on the 20th floor of a building. The first man says tot he second man: Did you know there is a wind around the 10th floor, that if you jump off the building, the wind will push u into the nearest window. The second man says, no way i don't believe that. Show me.

So the first man gets up jumps out of the window, and sure enough, when he reaches the 10th, is pushed into the nearest window, and takes the elevator back to the 20th floor.

The second man says I can't believe that! I'm going to do it myself! And with that, he jumps out of hte window, passes all the floors, including the 10th, and lands on the ground below.

THe bartender looks at the firstman and says: "Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."



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On January 14th 2007 unodisman Said :
unodisman got a titter out of me...aaron's comment was funnier than the joke tho lol
On January 9th 2007 thedreamhadm3 Said :
thedreamhadm3 Oh yeah, but "Don't dogs do everything doggystyle?" Is hilarious, even if it did have typos.
On January 9th 2007 smawtadanyew Said :
smawtadanyew Sarah, the typoes in this joke severely limit it's comedic potential. It's appalling and I won't stand for it. Good day.
On January 9th 2007 EricTolar Said :
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this is fuckin hilarious!!!
On January 8th 2007 poopmonker99 Said :
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i didnt really like it
On January 8th 2007 jordan519 Said :
jordan519 i think it's not to good!
On January 8th 2007 krnqu33n Said :
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omfg. that is hilarious!
On January 8th 2007 Nerdyemogal Said :
Nerdyemogal LOL that's hilarious
On January 8th 2007 schmiernoff4 Said :
schmiernoff4 haha. i laughed about that for like 5 mins.
On January 8th 2007 MikeDay31 Said :
MikeDay31 that's carazy lol
On January 8th 2007 cocopufishly Said :
cocopufishly HAHAHA Thats Awesome!!!