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Three guys were in the middle of the desert, and they were dying from stravation and thirst. When they finally came apon a vast farm of fruits. Apon seeing this they all ran and started eating perfusly. Thats when they saw the guy with the shot gun. He told them to stand in a line. At doing this he said the only way i will let you live is if you go threw my farm and stick one fruit up your but. So the first guy had a cherry and giggled as he stuck it up. So the guy shot him. The second guy nearly had it up when he giggled. In heaven they both were talking and the Second guy said why did you laugh, and the first guy said it tickled. Then the first guy asked the second guy why did you laugh. and he said because i saw the third guy coming with a watermelon.

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On July 2nd 2008 ChiCkASOFLy Said :

	dats not the ryte way to rite the joke there suppose to stick TEN fruits up their asshole and and the thired guy came with pineapples not a watermelon and the first guy had apples not cherrys gosh you destroyed a very gudd joke

On July 1st 2008 kittx Said :

	you did this joke so wrong you totured one of the funniest jokes alive this is how it really goes Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

On June 17th 2008 J4l0n1 Said :

	1) You left out many crucial funny factor of the joke. 2) Its an old joke 3) Nice try bitch

On June 15th 2008 asianlily Said :

	WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES

On May 1st 2008 megaeden Said :

	its supposed to say stick it up your butt without laughing.

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On April 22nd 2008 BiPolarKid Said :

	Oh, how hilarious.....Not.

On April 13th 2008 hello3456789 Said :

	that is dumb why would the guy shoot them when they laughed

On April 4th 2008 lostvampire09 Said :

	ouch

On March 9th 2008 sam2the1man Said :

	rofcl

On February 25th 2008 frostpunk93 Said :

	lol that sounds like it hurts lol

On February 18th 2008 DarthChoba Said :

	that was stupid, i don't see y anyone would give this a vote

On February 12th 2008 ineedyousobad Said :

	um that was gay

On January 22nd 2008 HaraKumiko Said :

	There was another one saying that you can't shout in pain when you stuff the fruit up. And then the second one shouted because he saw the third one coming back with durians.

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