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Yo Momma Jokes

Views(45) Created(3-23-08) Category ( Momma )

Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds

 Yo mamma's so dumb that when someone invited her to the Sugarbowl, she ran and got a spoon.

Yo momma's so dumb she uses Old Spice for cooking.

Yo momma's so dumb she runs around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep.

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.

Yo momma's so dumb she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so lazy she doesnt walk in her sleep she hitchhikes.

Yo momma's so dumb that when she goes to the mind reader she's only charged half price.

Yo momma's so poor she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.

Yo momma's so poor she put free samples on layaway.



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On March 25th 2008 thuhchris Said :
thuhchris those are funny. i have never heard any of them =]
yo mama's so poor she was on "Pimp my box"
yo mama's so old her first car was a chariot
yo mama's so old her first chrismas was the first christmas.
On March 25th 2008 thuhchris Said :
thuhchris those are funny. i have never heard any of them =] yo mama's so poor she was on "Pimp my box" yo mama's so old her first car was a chariot yo mama's so old her first chrismas was the first christmas.