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Sex Communication For Deaf People

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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."

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On March 10th 2008 twilightx28 Said :
twilightx28 Ha. Typical.
On March 10th 2008 wingbinglover Said :
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wow. leave it up to a man to come up with that.
On March 10th 2008 SpiffyKnickers Said :
SpiffyKnickers lmao! just like a man XD
On March 10th 2008 Crazycutie7 Said :
Crazycutie7 lol
On March 10th 2008 DamnYourAss Said :
DamnYourAss posted a billion times.
On March 10th 2008 hellokitty453 Said :
hellokitty453 ah hahah
On March 9th 2008 OneHotMama3 Said :
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OMG....LMAO!!!!
On March 9th 2008 babyloves87 Said :
babyloves87 hahahaha