Johnny learns about building a hous

Little Johnny was bothering his mother while she was trying to get her housework done so she said, “Johnny, why don’t you go across the street and watch the builders work. Maybe you’ll learn something.”

Johnny was gone about 2 hours. When he came home his Mother asked him what he learned.

Johnny replied, “Well, first you put the God damn door up, then the son of a bitch doesn’t fit, so you have to take the cock sucker back down. Then you have to take a
cunt hair off each side and put the Mother fucker back up.

Johnny’s Mother gasped and said, “You wait til your Dad comes home!”

When Johnny’s dad got home, mom told him to ask Johnny what he learned across the street.

Johnny told his dad the whole story.

Dad said, “Johnny, you go get a switch right now!”

Johnny replied, “Fuck you, that’s the Electrician’s job.”