Fishing Companion

A man woke up one day and saw that it was a nice day out.  So he thinks to himself, "what a wonderful day for fishing, I'll get ready and go and bring my wife and dog with me".  So he gets up while his wife is still sleeping and prepares for the fishing day.  After he's all ready to go, he wakes his wife up and says "honey, it's the perfect day for fishing and I want you to go with me.  However, I know how much you hate it, so I'll give you an option.  You can take it up the ass or give me a blow job and I'll go without you"  She stops for a second and thinks about it.  Then she goes "Well honey, you're right, I do hate fishing, but I hate anal even more. so I'll give you a blow job"  So she gets on her knees and starts giving him a blow job.  After a second she thinks "wow, he tastes like shit", but she really really doesn't want to go fishing.  So she keeps going.  After another minute she stops and says "honey, I can't stand this! You taste like shit!" and he says "well, honey...the dog didn't want to go either."