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Dead Baby Set 5

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  1. What is red and has more brains than the baby you just shot?
    The wall behind it.
  2. What is white and glows pink?
    A dead baby with an electrode up its ass.
  3. What is more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?
    Ripping it off again.
  4. What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff?
    Catching it with a pitchfork.
  5. What is more fun than swinging babies around on a clothesline?
    Stopping them with a shovel.
  6. What is more fun than shoveling dead babies off your porch?
    Doing it with a snow blower.
  7. What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
    A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.
  8. What bounces up and down at 100mph?
    A baby tied to the back of a truck.
  9. What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
    Twins in an acid bath.
  10. What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
    A baby with a javelin through its throat.
  11. What is little and can't fit through a door?
    A baby with a spear in its head.
  12. What is the definition of fun?
    Playing fetch with a pitbull and a baby.
  13. What has 4 legs and one arm?
    A doberman on a children's playground.
  14. What has 10 arms and blood all over it?
    A pitbull in front of a pile of dead babies.
  15. What is red and pink and hanging out of your dog's mouth?
    Your baby's leg.
  16. What present do you get for a dead baby?
    A dead puppy.
  17. What is grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
    One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
  18. What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
    100 dead babies in a trash can.
    What is worse than that?
    There's a live one at the bottom.
    What is worse than that?
    It eats its way out.
    What is worse than that?
    It comes back for seconds.
  19. Know what's gross?
    Running over a baby with a truck.
    Know whats worse?
    Skidding on it.
    Worse than that?
    Peeling it off the tires.
  20. What is the worst part about killing a baby?
    Getting blood on your clown suit.


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On March 17th 2008 XXsunnygirlXX Said :
XXsunnygirlXX what the fuck is wrong with you!!!!!!!!! you fucking sicko
On March 17th 2008 cjaskot Said :
cjaskot i know all of these =]
On March 17th 2008 numbbbb0z Said :
numbbbb0z AYahahahahha
On March 17th 2008 faitharino Said :
faitharino what are you smoking??
On March 17th 2008 bayawolf29 Said :
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sick freak.
On March 17th 2008 TopDogg92 Said :
TopDogg92 you fuckin punk why baby's any thing els would of been funny your sic fag go kill your self
On March 17th 2008 d4nnyI30y Said :
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oh, i mean, you sick sick person! :P lol
On March 17th 2008 d4nnyI30y Said :
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whats blue and lies at the bottom of the swimming pool? a baby with deflated armbands! whats red and spins around really really fast? a baby in a blender! oh, and the potato peeler one, theres another one to go with that! whats red and white and screams louder than the banshee? the same baby in a bag of salt!
On March 17th 2008 00Kirsty00 Said :
00Kirsty00 How could you even contemplate sick words like this hope everthing you see in these "jokes" happen to you, you sick ass twat! no need for and of that.
On March 17th 2008 alex5005 Said :
alex5005 look at all these negative comments and the joke still happens to be yesturdays TOP joke..wtf. Even tho this joke is wrong on so many levels, i still couldn't help but laugh at a couple of things in that list
On March 17th 2008 sparklefungurl Said :
sparklefungurl urm, okay......weirdo......
On March 17th 2008 McRrOxMySoX8 Said :
McRrOxMySoX8 Why would anybody joke around with this? This is really fucked up!
On March 17th 2008 gotoutcst Said :
gotoutcst DUDE WTF?!?!? IF YOU DISLIKE BABYS THEN YOU DISLIKE YOUR SELF AND EVERYONE CAUSE WE ALL USE TO BE BABY YOU FUCKIN SICK MORN!!!!!!
On March 17th 2008 gotoutcst Said :
gotoutcst DUDE WTF?!?!? IF YOU DISLIKE BABYS THEN YOU DISLIKE YOUR SELF AND EVERYONE CAUSE WE ALL USE TO BE BABY YOU FUCKIN SICK MORN!!!!!!
On March 17th 2008 gotoutcst Said :
gotoutcst DUDE WTF?!?!? IF YOU DISLIKE BABYS THEN YOU DISLIKE YOUR SELF AND EVERYONE CAUSE WE ALL USE TO BE BABY YOU FUCKIN SICK MORN!!!!!!
On March 16th 2008 Gaarapark Said :
Gaarapark This is funny for jokes but doing it in real life is sick.
On March 16th 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster LOL! HILARIOUS!
On March 15th 2008 buckathe Said :
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this is sad why woul you do that unless your a real creap
On March 15th 2008 Xynok Said :
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hahahahaha nice one =D
On March 15th 2008 HuhMyNameIsOdd Said :
HuhMyNameIsOdd dude, what the fuck
On March 15th 2008 stephni89 Said :
stephni89 ur one sick fucker!!!! i cant believe anyone would find this funny
On March 15th 2008 Meowmeowmim Said :
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y do u hate babies?
On March 15th 2008 Msunderstood63 Said :
Msunderstood63 You really need some help you sick bastard!!!!
On March 15th 2008 geli01 Said :
geli01 LMAO!! how about whats red bubbly and pounds at the door?? baby in the microwave =] idk if u already posted that 1 cuz this is set five... but still, ROFLMFAO!!
On March 15th 2008 chrispleen Said :
chrispleen SICKO THINK TWICE MORON!