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Dead Baby Set 4

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  1. What is pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
    A baby with forks in its eyes.
  2. What is pink and goes black with a "hiss."?
    A baby thrown into a furnace.
  3. What is brown and gurgles?
    A baby in a casserole.
  4. What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals?
    A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
  5. What is black and goes up and down?
    A baby in a toaster.
  6. What is red and hangs out of the back of a train?
    A miscarriage.
  7. What is red and goes round and round?
    A baby in a garbage disposal.
  8. What is red and swings back and forth?
    A baby on a meat hook.
  9. What is red, screams, and goes around in circles?
    A baby nailed to the floor.
  10. What is red and sits in the corner?
    A baby with razor blades.
  11. What is blue and sits in the corner?
    A baby in a baggie.
  12. What is black and sits in a corner?
    A baby with it's finger in a power socket.
  13. What is green and sits in the corner?
    Same baby two weeks later.
  14. What is black and charred?
    A baby chewing on an extension cord.
  15. What is black and white, runs around the room, and smokes?
    A baby with his hair on fire.
  16. What is blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
    A baby with a punctured lung.
  17. What is cold, blue and doesn't move?
    A baby in your freezer.
  18. What is pink, flies and squeals?
    A baby fired from a catapult.
    What do you call the baby when it lands?
    Free pizza.


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