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Dead Baby Set 3

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  1. How do you turn a baby into a dog?
    Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.
  2. How do you turn a baby into a cat?
    Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw. Meeow.
  3. How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
    With a blender.
    How do you get them out again?
    With Doritos.
  4. How do you make a dead baby float?
    Take your foot off its head.
    or:
    A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby.
  5. What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
    Blood brothers.
  6. What is red and is creeping up your leg?
    An abortion with homesickness.
  7. What is a foot long and can make a woman scream?
    Stillbirth.
  8. What is a foot long, blue, and makes women scream in the morning?
    Crib death.
  9. What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
    Art.
  10. What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
    A baby in a microwave.
  11. What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
    Baby with slashed floaties.
  12. What is red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
    Floaties with a slashed baby.
  13. What is red and hangs around trees?
    A baby hit by a snow blower.
  14. What is green and hangs around trees?
    Same baby 3 weeks later.


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On March 15th 2008 Xynok Said :
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Omg, those are really bad...hahaha