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Dead Baby Set 2

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  1. Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
    So you can see the expression on their faces.
  2. Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
    So that if its born dead they can make soup.
  3. Why did the baby cross the road?
    It was stapled to the chicken.
  4. How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
    It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
  5. How many babies fit in a blender?
    Depends on how powerful the blender is.
  6. How do you know when a baby is dead?
    It doesn't cry if you nail its feet to the ceiling.
  7. How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones?
    Jab 'em all with a pitchfork.
  8. How do you save a drowning baby?
    Harpoon it.


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