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Dead Baby Set 1

Views(76) Created(3-15-08) Category ( Other )

  1. What is funnier than a dead baby?
    A dead baby in a clown costume.
  2. What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
    No one cries when you chop up the baby.
  3. What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
    One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
  4. What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
    Dart-boards don't bleed.
  5. What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
    About 500 calories.
  6. Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
    So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
  7. Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
    The family used it to crack nuts.
  8. Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room?
    They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle.


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On March 19th 2008 Koraney Said :
Koraney look u seem lik a nice guy and all but come on are u dat low u cant think of some betta jokes dese r just cruel and nasty i am sorry to say but dis is my opinion
On March 15th 2008 Xynok Said :
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hahaha nice, some good ones in there =P
On March 15th 2008 geli01 Said :
geli01 omg!! lol =] like the watermelon one