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Sloppety Lips

Views(487) Created(12-21-07) Category ( Other )

A man is in the woods in a storm.  He sees a house in the distance.  He needs shelter so he goes into it. After about a minute, he hears this voice.  It says in a very creepy, cracky-like voice, "You want to know what I do with my big sloppety lips and long fingers?"

The man runs through the house.  While he's running, he hears again, "You want to know what I do with my big sloppety lips and long fingers?"

He is even more freaked out, so he runs faster, he is in the kitchen.  He hears once again, "You want to know what I do with my big sloppety lips and long fingers?"

He eventually gets tired when he hides in the closet.  He hears one last time, "You want to know what I do with my big sloppety lips and long fingers?"

The man, completely scared, asks, "W-w-what?

He then hears the sound of moving fingers up and down on lips going "blblblblblblblblblbl"



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On December 24th 2007 littlexsisx7 Said :
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ha...ha cute
On December 23rd 2007 Hudsonluv44 Said :
Hudsonluv44 i thought it was pretty funny!!!
On December 23rd 2007 foxytrot1 Said :
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??????i dont get it
On December 23rd 2007 oxXxlovelyxXxo Said :
oxXxlovelyxXxo cute
On December 23rd 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart roflmao
On December 23rd 2007 iheartkenji2 Said :
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ROFLMFAO
On December 23rd 2007 MrKeesee Said :
MrKeesee Dang that was pretty good, nice to see a joke that doesn't end perverted =D
On December 22nd 2007 D0NTM3SSWiTM3 Said :
D0NTM3SSWiTM3 GAY.
On December 22nd 2007 D0NTM3SSWiTM3 Said :
D0NTM3SSWiTM3 GAY.
On December 22nd 2007 ILuvNeoma Said :
ILuvNeoma There are WAY too many jokes like that in Scary Story books.... O_o
On December 22nd 2007 firerocket67 Said :
firerocket67 mwahahahahahaaha, that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On December 21st 2007 mylullaby01 Said :
mylullaby01 Ha ha! I love it!
On December 21st 2007 Sheyenne11 Said :
Sheyenne11 that was freakin gay as hell
On December 21st 2007 cjaskot Said :
cjaskot I heard the same one but with a skeleton saying "I got ya where I want ya and now I'm gonna eat ya" and he was picking his nose. Anyways I just did that fingers on my lips thing to see if thats actually what sound it made XD
On December 21st 2007 Daemion Said :
Daemion ...that was just silly... not funny! GAH
On December 21st 2007 Kneightmaire21 Said :
Kneightmaire21 ok that was unexpected