Michael Jackson in a helicopter

One afternoon Michael Jackson was flying in a helicopter with some kids.

 The pilot turned his head around for a second and crashed in a steep rocky mountain.

 The pilot grabbed all the parachutes he could find. There was only two so he gave one to Micahel and kept one for himself.

"What about the kids?" asked Micheal jackson.

"Fuck the kids." the pilot replied.

 then micheal said "do we have time?"