rectum deroderant

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant. The pharmacist,a little bemused,explains to the woman they
don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed,the blonde
assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this
store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But, I always
buy it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container that it came
in?" asks the pharmacist. "Yes," said the blonde,
"I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands
it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,

"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant". Annoyed, the
blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the
container... ......

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."