beer vs pussy

1. A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
2. The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
3. A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
4. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
5. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.
6. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy,you are not
disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
7. 24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.
8. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
9. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
10. If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
11. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night
and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy
12. Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw
13. It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a
football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy
14. If a cop smells beer on your breath,you are going to get a
breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath,you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy
15. With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
16. Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
17. Pussy can make you see God.
Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
Advantage: Pussy
18. If you think all day about the next pussy you will have,you are
normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy
19. Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
20. If you try to snag a beer at work,you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work,you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Draw
21. If you suddenly drop a beer,it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy,it may hunt you down like the dog you
are.
Advantage: Beer.
22. If you change to another beer,your old brand will gladly have
you back.
Advantage: beer.
23. The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have
enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
24. Bad beer: Schlitz,Pabst Blue Ribbon,Ol d Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne,Janet Reno,Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Draw
25. Good beer: Guinness,Big Daddy,Anything Kevin or Newt Makes
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage: Pussy.
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