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are u going to tell him ...r should

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The little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had
done his chores. "Not yet," says the little boy. His mother tells
him that until he completes them, he won't be getting any breakfast.

Well, he's a little angry, so he goes to feed the chickens and kicks
one. He goes to feed the cows, and kicks one of them too. He then
goes on to feed the pigs and just up and kicks one of them right in
the ass.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives a bowl of dry
cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? And why don't I
have any milk in my cereal?," he asks his mother.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any
bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week
you aren't getting any milk".

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you
going to tell him, or should I?"



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On June 23rd 2007 justinspie Said :
justinspie haha, i'm fricken laughing my head off!
On June 22nd 2007 luvulots130 Said :
luvulots130 LOL.. wow thats funny!
On June 22nd 2007 BlkWingDragon Said :
BlkWingDragon Hear it before but it's still a classic
On June 22nd 2007 southerngirl14 Said :
southerngirl14 STILL LMAO THIS WAS HILIARIOUS