adult almost

One morning while making breakfast,a man walked up to his wife and
pinched her on the butt and said,"If you firmed this up, we could get
rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of
intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning,the man woke his wife
with a pinch on each of her breasts and said,"You know,if you firmed
these up, we could get rid of yourbra." This was beyond a silent
response,so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis.

With a death grip in place,she said,"You know,if you firmed this up,we
could
get rid of the gardener,the postman,the poolman and your broth