buxom blonde

Bambi, a buxom blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as
he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was
jumping for joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and
down with her. When Bambi said,"Honey, I have some really great news
for you!" He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!" She
stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all
the jumping up and down, when she told him that she was pregnant! He
was ecstatic! They had been trying for awhile. He kissed her and told
her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!" Then, she said, "Oh, honey,
there's more!" He asked, "What do you mean, 'more'?" She said, "Well,
we are not having just one baby, we are going to
have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting
pregnant, he asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to pharmacy and
bought the twin pack home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out
positive!"