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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we
have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all
put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3
rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say
BELL2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going
to make love all night. "The next night he came home from work and
yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he
yelled BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!",
they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"

"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE
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On November 26th 2007 melenasoliel Said :
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lol umm u guys i think this meant something else.. i don't think it was meant to be mean.. well.. *I* wouldn't have said it to be mean haha!
On November 12th 2007 Koraney Said :
Koraney whoa damn dat is really good
On June 15th 2007 ssjscotty Said :
ssjscotty oh damn! lol
On May 30th 2007 wandalovesu Said :
wandalovesu thats funny
On May 30th 2007 KittyLuvsKeith Said :
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B-U-R-N!!!!LoL......
On May 30th 2007 wannabemiley Said :
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OMG! HELLA FUNNY! LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS SOME VIAGRA! HA HA!
On May 30th 2007 boandamber07 Said :
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Thats how you make a guy sweat.
On May 30th 2007 5cheychey5 Said :
5cheychey5 oh, way to put the guy in his place
On May 30th 2007 mommyofana Said :
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Not so funny
On May 30th 2007 tillymaymopop Said :
tillymaymopop poor poor guy, HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
On May 30th 2007 jillie4evabib Said :
jillie4evabib she is smart!!!
On May 30th 2007 sma333 Said :
sma333 lol thats messed up....hehe
On May 30th 2007 presh5 Said :
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lol
On May 30th 2007 hjkeifggg Said :
hjkeifggg haha. that wuz funny. the end was what saved it though