What did Delaware?

What did Delaware?  A brand New Jersey

What does Idaho? She hoes her Maryland.

What does Tennessee? She sees what Arkansas.  (arkan-saw)

What did Massa-chew? She chewed her Connecti-cud.

Why did Cali-phone ya? She phoned to say "Hawaii" ("How-ah-yee")

Where has Oregon(ora-gone)? If you want Alaska,
(I'll-ask-a) She went to pay her Texas

What did Mississippi (missis-sippy)? She sipped Minnas-soda

How did Wiscon-sin?
She stole a New-brass-key,
Too bad that Arkan-saw, but did Tenna-see? It made poor Flori-die , you see,
She died in Missouri,