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FlagA Cucumber, A pickle and a penis
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Created(2-22-07)
Category ( Dirty )
Created(2-22-07)
Category ( Dirty )
A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.
The cucumber said, "Man, my lifesucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."
"So," the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar."
The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."
The cucumber said, "Man, my lifesucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."
"So," the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar."
The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."
Please Login to post comments| On February 24th 2007 KinkyBitch247 Said : | |
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makes me kinda horney!!!!LOL!JKJA |
| On February 23rd 2007 Me4myself Said : | |
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Heard it already,but i still laugh every time i hear it again |
| On February 22nd 2007 tinkerbell8794 Said : | |
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OMFG! I love it! |
| On February 22nd 2007 oregondani Said : | |
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That's so funny! |
| On February 22nd 2007 KinkyBitch247 Said : | |
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Dude thats fuckin sweet...I FUCKIN LOVE U CARRIE!
lOVE UR BEST FRIEND Kristy |
