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CAN WE HEAR AN AMEN!

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THERE WAS A PREACHER WHOSE WIFE WAS EXPECTING A BABY SO HE WENT TO THE CONGREGATION AND ASKED FOR A RAISE. AFTER MUCH CONSIDERATION AND DISCUSSION, THEY PASSED A RULE THAT IF WHENEVER THE PREACHERS FAMILY EXPANDED SO WOULD HIS PAYCHECK.

AFTER 6 CHILDREN THIS STARTED GETTING EXPENSIVE AND THE CONGREGATION DECIDED TO HOLD ANOTHER MEETING TO DISCUSS THE PREACHERS SALARY THERE WAS MUCH YELLING AND BICKERING ABOUT HOW MUCH THE CLERGYMANS ADDITIONAL CHILDREN WERE COSTING THE CHURCH SO FINALLY THE PREACHER GOT UP AND SPOKE TO THE CROWD CHILDREN ARE A GIFT FROM GOD HE SAID SILENCE FELL ON THE CONGREGATION  WAY IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM ON THE LAST PEW A LITTLE OLD LADY STOOD UP AND IN HER FRAIL VOICE SAID RAIN IS A GIFT FROM GOD BUT WHEN WE GET TOO MUCH WE WEAR RUBBERS 

 

AND THE CONGREGATION SAID "AMEN!" 



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On August 17th 2007 psche Said :
psche haha nice
On July 29th 2007 ansted Said :
ansted good one!!
On July 8th 2007 Larisa259 Said :
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