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UNITED STATES REDNECK SPECIAL FORCE

Views(330) Created(7-6-07) Category ( Redneck )

THE PENTAGON ANNOUNCED TODAY THE FORMATION OF A NEW 500-MAN ELITE FIGHTING UNIT CALLED THE UNITED STATES REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES. THESE ALABAMA, ARKANSAS, GEORGIA, KENTUCKY, MISSISSIPPI, MISSOURI, OKLAHOMA, TENNESSEE, AND TEXAS BOYS WILL BE DROPPED OFF INTO IRAQ AND HAVE BEEN GIVEN ONLY THE FOLLOWING FACTS ABOUT TERRORISTS:

1. THE SEASON OPENED TODAY

2. THERE IS NO LIMIT

3. THEY TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN

4.THEY DON'T LIKE BEER, PICKUPS, COUNTRY MUSIC, OR JESUS

5. THEY ARE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF DALE EARNHARDT.

 

 

WE EXPECT THE PROBLEM IN IRAQ TO BE OVER BY FRIDAY! 



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On August 17th 2007 psche Said :
psche lol but there's really not a whole lot of texan rednecks around where i live; but still pretty funny
On July 7th 2007 Gigglesismine Said :
Gigglesismine Hell yeah!! I wanna join the redneck special forces!! XD
On July 6th 2007 shadowlesslove Said :
shadowlesslove man you forgot wv
On July 6th 2007 dctcam Said :
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hell yeah good idea, when can i join the redneck special force
On July 6th 2007 LEEZAL Said :
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LMFAO!!!
On July 6th 2007 DTAdrummer45 Said :
DTAdrummer45 lol
On July 6th 2007 DTAdrummer45 Said :
DTAdrummer45 lol