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1) one day a man got a letter in the mail that contained the picture of his car speeding past an electronic speed limit sign and a ticket for $40 so the man sent them a picture of $40 well to get back at him they sent him a picture of handcuffs.

2) there was this woman who got pulled over for speeding one day and when the cop got to her window she said i bet ur gonna sell me a ticket to the policemen's ball arn't you and without thinking he said ma'am POLICEMEN DON'T HAVE BALLS then looking at her face he just walked back to his car but before getting in his car he heard the lady bust out laughing

3) the best one! one day in a court room while testifying a lawyer asked the officer to the stand well he then asked him are you sure my client is the man you saw running from the scene the officer said yes and the lawyer then asked him did you call for backup he said yes the lawyer then asked do you trust you fellow officers he said yes the lawyer then goes well if you trust them so much then why do all of the officers have lock on their lockers and the officer without missing a beat said because we share a building with lawyers like you and sometimes while going somewhere else they walk thru there and the judge then cracks up laughing and had to call a recess so he could stop laughing long enough to finish the case



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On August 22nd 2007 steelers0795 Said :
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On August 22nd 2007 steelers0795 Said :
steelers0795 WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On August 22nd 2007 steelers0795 Said :
steelers0795 WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On August 22nd 2007 steelers0795 Said :
steelers0795 WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On August 22nd 2007 steelers0795 Said :
steelers0795 WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On August 17th 2007 psche Said :
psche yes #2 is most def best! then #3, and then #1
On July 6th 2007 cjaskot Said :
cjaskot yea i agree, the second one is the best
On July 5th 2007 MikeyLH Said :
MikeyLH #2 is definately the best. I cracked up laughing.
On July 5th 2007 talkadhi101 Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On July 5th 2007 talkadhi101 Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On July 5th 2007 tinkerbell8794 Said :
tinkerbell8794 it's okay I guess it needs more of a punch line type of thing
On July 5th 2007 vzvzvz123 Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On July 5th 2007 freaki1225 Said :
freaki1225 last one isn't that funny
On July 5th 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said :
TheFrogPrinces lol, that last ones the best