spell it.

A redneck called the morgue in tears.

"Ma wife passed away durin the night."

The man at the morgue replied consolingly, "I'm sorry for your loss. Where do you live so that we can pick the body up?"

The redneck answered "Eucalyptus Drive."

"Can you spell that please?" asked the man.

There was a short pause, then the redneck replied "Hows about I go and drag her over to Oak Street and you can pick 'er up there instead?"