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Statue.

Views(255) Created(8-18-07) Category ( Dirty )

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."


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On August 27th 2007 hidollfacexxx Said :
hidollfacexxx again, exodia's right
On August 18th 2007 elizabeth78963 Said :
elizabeth78963 funny
On August 18th 2007 surewynot Said :
surewynot lol thanx.
On August 18th 2007 BeckiiBabii Said :
BeckiiBabii poor poor simple minded people didnt get it..i liked it though..:]
On August 18th 2007 stoney12345678 Said :
stoney12345678 ummmm i dont get it why would he stnd at someone housefor twdays
On August 18th 2007 Exodiafinder Said :
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