The News

A blonde woman and a man were sitting next to each other in a bar one evening, watching the news, which was covering a man about to commit suicide by jumping off a building.

"Hey," says the guy to the blonde, "I bet you twenty bucks that guy is gonna jump."

"No way," says the blonde. "That guy is so not gonna jump. You're on."

So they continue watching the news, and sure enough, the guy jumps.

"Well, here's your twenty dollars then," says the blonde, handing the guy a twenty dollar bill.

The guy looks at it, then hands it back to her, saying "I can't take that from you. You see, I saw the news earlier today and I already knew the guy was going to jump."

The blonde relpies, "Well so did I, but I didn't think he was gonna jump AGAIN!"