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A blonde is traveling on a ship that hits rocks and goes down. She, a brunette, and a redhead all manage to swim to the nearest island, where they are met by a tribe of people with guns. 

"This island can't feed three more people, so we're going to have to get rid of you," they said.

They asked the redhead to stand before them and they all prepared to shoot her down.

"OH MY GOD! look! a tornado!" she shouted. The people from the tribed looked toward where she pointed and she ran and jumped into the ocean and started to swim away.

The angry tribe people stood the brunette before them and prepared to shoot. She yelled "Look! A hurricane is coming!" They looked away again and she made her escape.

Furious, they stood the blonde in front of them and got ready. Thinking of the other two, the blonde shouted "FIRE!" they shot her. 


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On July 13th 2008 BaldKing Said :
BaldKing lol
On June 19th 2008 rosebrugh Said :
rosebrugh lol
On April 6th 2008 keegan4606 Said :
keegan4606 Lol. Funny.
On March 29th 2008 LilxJaydee Said :
LilxJaydee Hehe like it :)
On March 8th 2008 lizyluvsyou Said :
lizyluvsyou typical blonde for you (but i wud do that 2 lolz)
On February 17th 2008 FrankIero8 Said :
FrankIero8 omg lol
On February 12th 2008 deb729 Said :
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the blonde AND the tribe people are dumb
On November 19th 2007 MonkeyLover115 Said :
MonkeyLover115 ah!!!! :,-( that is so sad!!!!!!!! :,-/ lol it was really funny but the TRIBES PEOPLE were kinda the stupid ones there!!!!!!!! hello!!!!!!!! tornados, hurricanes, FIRE!!!!!!!! NOT FIRE AT HER!!!!!!!! LOL that's really sad....!!!!!!!! :*-(
On November 5th 2007 arisweet2 Said :
arisweet2 wow now that blonde was just plain out dumb
On October 18th 2007 katiejean1461 Said :
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that is funny
On October 13th 2007 daniellemann Said :
daniellemann lolz
On August 30th 2007 Krissyrocks766 Said :
Krissyrocks766 HA HA
On July 19th 2007 unstopjosh Said :
unstopjosh 5 out of 10
On July 19th 2007 BigDizzle591 Said :
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Thats rubbish!! Wahts Green and smells of pork? Kermits fingers!
On July 19th 2007 jacob110255 Said :
jacob110255 lol thats funny sounds like my freind
On July 19th 2007 kimmaigirlai Said :
kimmaigirlai i still love that joke. i heard it differently tho.
where they were all sent to the electric-chair.
On July 19th 2007 cassiegiraffe Said :
cassiegiraffe so old. lol
On July 19th 2007 Chifullness Said :
Chifullness I think I've heard this before. But it's still good.
On July 19th 2007 xoxdanicaxox Said :
xoxdanicaxox haha lol. shes such an idiot
On July 19th 2007 Toaditup Said :
Toaditup lmao
On July 19th 2007 1CARMELLA1 Said :
1CARMELLA1 oh lol i get it the first time i heard this it was a little different
On July 18th 2007 lilpuddentader Said :
lilpuddentader thats an old joke
On July 18th 2007 BabyE2011 Said :
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shes dead
On July 17th 2007 AbbyDunbar Said :
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The Stupidest joke ever!
On July 17th 2007 metalhead4evr Said :
metalhead4evr not that new dude but still